I was psyched for a ride one beautiful day and logged an "entire" mile when my 1980 GS750 suddenly lost all power.
I entered a routine ninety degree left hander with too much speed. I then added too much rear brake and a high side was born.
After the break, we headed out and at the first stop light my bike died. I hit the starter button and [click] ... nothing.
Only one person can hold the "That Guy" title at any given time. That person will retain said title until someone else has a "That Guy" experience.